Yo! What's Crackalackin'?
I'm Barry Goldberg
I'm Barry Goldberg
but soon the whole world will know
me by my rap name, Big Tasty.
I'm the king of karate, success coach too
In fact I don't believe there's a thing that I can't do
Today, I'm here to say, Del's invited me to play
Some righteous awesome records as his guest D-J
My mother likes ta smother and it always upsets me
My homeboy Flavor Flav's the only one who gets me
Life at home is lame and such a drag you see
Mommy's always spyin' and bustin' in on me
She freaked the time she caught me havin' a lil fun
jonesin' for the lady cop on Reno 9-1-1!
So eat my shorts and barf me out
It's time for us to scream and shout.
"Addicted To Love" - Robert Palmer
(April 1986, highest chart position #1)
My dream is to become a famous roundball star.
The next Wilt the Stilt, that's who I think I are.
To make the NBA, well it takes a lot of struggle.
But I'm stoked and oh so sure that I'm on the double bubble.
While I sit by the phone and wait to be recruited
I'm a rapper, lookin' dapper, and fresh-uh-oh-lee suited.
"Somebody's Watching Me" - Rockwell
(Mar. 1984, highest chart pos. #2 Hot 100/#1 R&B)
Lampin wit my homeboys, hittin' on fly girls
Gimme all your lovin', I'll give you string of pearls
Take some time I know it but I'll change my evil ways
I'll be your Davie Addison, you'll be my Maddie Hayes.
"Sharp Dressed Man" - ZZ Top
(October 1983, highest chart position
#56 Hot 100/#22 UK/#2 Mainstream Rock)
Bye bye Beatles, yo Beast-E-Boyz!
We are gettin' down and makin' lotsa noise.
The boom box is blastin' and we're part-tay-ee-un hearty
With rad outrageous soundz that are tot-ta-tah-lee gnarly.
"Touch Me ( I Want Your Body)" - Samantha Fox
(Released March 1986-UK, November 1986-U.S.
highest pos. #4 Hot 100/#3 UK/#1 Canada & Australia)
If you want the foxy ladies to be all sprung on you
Listen to Big Tasty, here's what you gotta do
Get out on the floor, no couch potato thing
Bust a move, Rubik's Cube, it's bet-tah-ter than bling.
"Let's Dance" - David Bowie
(April 1983, highest chart position
#1 Hot 100/#1 UK/#1 Canada)
Disco's done and breakin's gettin' jiggy.
Pic up some road pizza on duh way to Piggly Wiggly
The platters that I'm servin' are major-oh-lee phat
"Afternoon Delight"? No! Homey don't play dat!
"Tell It To My Heart" - Taylor Dane
(January 1988, highest chart pos. #7/#3 UK)
I'm the Capricorn king, the rappin' ranger
A def M-C, ladies sense the danger
Got the bitchinest jams in his-to-ree
Certified bad and bombdigity.
"Party All The Time" - Eddie Murphy
(July 1985, highest chart position #2)
My DJ stint has ended and I'm sayin' later, dude.
I hope you dug my rappin and my rad new attitude.
It's time for me to bounce and get myself a-bookin'
At my weekly TV show you need to start a-lookin'
Me and my posse gotta Run-D.M.C.
But I'll see ya every Tuesday on The Goldbergs-ABC.
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